Doug Lee is undead quite by accident--attacked by a desperate vampire, he
finds himself cursed with being fat and fifteen forever. When he has no luck
finding some goth chick with a vampire fetish, he resorts to sucking the blood
of cows under cover of the night. But it's just not the same.

Then he meets the new Indian exchange student and falls for her--hard. Yeah,
he wants to bite her, but he also wants to prove himself to her. But like the
laws of life, love, and high school, the laws of vampire existence are
complicated--it's not as easy as studying _Dracula_. Especially when the star
of _Vampire Hunters_ is hot on your trail in an attempt to boost ratings. . .
.

Searing, hilarious, and always unexpected, _Fat Vampire_ is a satirical tour
de force from one of the most original writers of fiction today.

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