It's midnight and the moon is full, but Darth Vader isn't scared. OF COURSE I
AM NOT SCARED. Nothing can scare Lord Vader! CORRECT. Not monsters or witches
or ghosts, and especially not the dark. So what is Darth Vader scared of? Read
on in Adam Rex's hilarious and spooky Star Wars tale to find out! YOU WILL
LEARN NOTHING.

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### About the Author

Adam Rex is the _New York Times_ best-selling author and illustrator of
_Frankenstein Makes a Sandwich_. His other books include _The True Meaning of
Smekday_ , which was made into the hit animated movie _Home_ ; _Moonday_ ; and
_School's First Day of School_ , illustrated by Christian Robinson. He also
illustrated the Brixton Brothers series, _Billy Twitters and His Blue Whale
Problem_ , _Chloe and the Lion_ , and _How This Book Was Made_ , all by Mac
Barnett, and _Chu's Day_ , by Neil Gaiman. He lives in Tucson, Arizona. Visit
him at adamrex.com or follow him on Twitter @MrAdamRex.