My Life as a Smashed Burrito with Extra Hot Sauce
Bill Myers
My Life as Alien Monster Bait
03 My Life as a Broken Bungee Cord
My Life as Crocodile Junk Food
My Life as Dinosaur Dental Floss
6 My Life as a Torpedo Test Target
My Life as a Human Hockey Puck
My Life as an Afterthought Astronaut
My Life as Reindeer Road Kill
My Life as a Toasted Time Traveler
My Life as Polluted Pond Scum
My Life as a Bigfoot Breath Mint
14 My Life as a Screaming Skydiver
My Life as a Walrus Whoopee Cushion
My Life as a Computer Cockroach
My Life as a Busted-Up Basketball Backboard
My Life as a Blundering Ballerina
My Life as a Cowboy Cowpie
My Life as Invisible Intestines with Intense Indigestion
Sky Surfing Skateboarder
22 My Life as a Tarantula Toe Tickler
My Life as a Prickly Porcupine From Pluto
The Incredible Worlds of Wally McDoogle (23)
My Life as a Splatted Flat Quarterback
My Life as a Belching Baboon with Bad Breath
My Life as a Stupendously Stomped Soccer Star
My Life as a Haunted Hamburger, Hold the Pickles
My Life as a Supersized Superhero with Slobber
Fears, Flights, and Kangaroo Fights